Matty pranking Harry
Matty: It’s insane, it’s not, aaah
Nick: Say Niall said it would be fine
M, whispers: What am I gonna say, what am I gonna say
H: Hello, mate!
M: Hello, Harry, how are you mate?
H: You okay?
M: Yeah I’m good, how are you?
H: I’m alright, thanks
M: It’s nice to speak to you, sorry I’ve never rung you before now, it’s quite a bad time to ring you, so early.
H: No worries
M: Em yeah, I’m just wondering, this is gonna sound ridiculous, but em, is there any way - I tried to get in touch with Niall, and I was wondering, eh, I need like, eh, basically like five grand, and I’m in Chalk Farm and I’m having a bit of an emergency and I know it sounds ridiculous, I know it does, but it’s actually quite a serious situation, and I’ve got two guys in here, in a phonebox with me, one of them keeps pointing at a photo of Marco and it’s really weird, I don’t know what that means. Em, and it’s really threatening, so do you reckon you could give Niall a ring and see if he can come down and sort me the cash?
H: Yeah, we’re in, uh, we’re in Bristol.
M: I could try The Wanted, do you have any of their numbers?
H: Hang on, let me, um, let me get, let me go and I’ll get my assistant to call you and she’ll sort it out
M: Okay, that’s perfect, thanks mate, make it as quick as possible,
H: Alright, bye
worth every second
this was literally the best. and i bet it was done with a laser.
how is this real??
I’m so glad I accidentally pressed play
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE THO IM CRYING
this is literally something that could only happen because they’re actually together
Now say it with me
We will not send hate to the girls in the amnesia video because we are dedicated fans who love and support the boys and NOT a bunch of uncultured jars of mayonnaise